May 2013
leonmcgann:
petition for david karp to sell tumblr to the kardashians instead of yahoo
princsex:
if it doesn’t take u 3948828393 tries to take a good selfie then fuck u
maclonna:
If Rihanna doesn’t name her greatest hits album HistoRIH i will blow things up
iloveriandawson:
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
chillaxemurderer:
sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you
rabioheab:
grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights
bowlegsandangels:
killercest:
cameronjohngodfrey:
azazels-child:
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
